A Story About Idaho (Where I was born!)

IDAHO LIVING

AUGUST 1  
Move to our new home in Idaho. It is so beautiful here. The hills are
so lovely. Can hardly wait to see snow covering them.

OCTOBER 11   
Idaho is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turned all
the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the
beautiful hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they
are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I love it
here.

NOVEMBER 11
Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a
gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

DECEMBER 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It
looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps
and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the
snow-plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful
place. I love Idaho.

DECEMBER 3
More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did his trick again to the
driveway. I love it here.

DECEMBER 19
More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I
am exhausted from shoveling. Snow-plow driver is an a**-hole.

DECEMBER 21
I'm sick of this white sh*t. I've g ot blisters on my hands from shoveling.
I think the snow-plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done
shoveling the driveway. Fricking b*stard!

DECEMBER 25
Merry Fricking Christmas. More friggen snow. If I ever get my hands on that
son-of-a-b*tch who drives the snow-plow, I swear I'll kill the b*stard.
Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the fricking
ice.

DECEMBER 27
More white sh*t last night. Been inside for three days except for
shoveling out the driveway after that snow-plow goes through every time.
Couldn't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white sh*t. The
weatherman says to expect another 10" of the sh*t again tonight. Do you
know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?

DECEMBER 28
The Fricking weatherman was wrong! We got 14" of that white sh*t this time.
At this rate it won't melt before the summer. The snow-plow got stuck up
in the road and that b*stard came to the door and asked to borrow my
shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all
the sh*t he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his fricking
head.

JANUARY 3
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on
the way back 2 d*mn deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about
$2,000 damage to the car. Those  beasts should be killed. Wish the
hunters had killed them all last November.

APRIL 7
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting
out from all the d*mn salt they put all over the roads.

MAY 10

Moved to Tucson, AZ.